i’ve been housesitting for my grandparents and i can hear cows mooing at night #littletexasthings

so i haven’t had a soda in a month and i’m already starting to slim down a lot like i’m fitting into extra smalls i’m so happy

like i follow a bunch of stans because i love talking about music but i can’t handle y’all constantly accusing other people’s faves of copying… doesn’t it get tiring?

like how does katy perry copy anything… give me receipts. and not a collage made by some peruvian little monster of katy and gaga wearing green dresses

i remember in high school this girl made a presentation about how the mosque built at ground zero was disrespectful, y’all remember that story right? well anyway when she was done i rose my hand and said “you know that muslims worship the same god you do, right?”

The Cardigans - Lovefool
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lms if you’ve seen my penis i need a headcount

wanting. needing. waiting. for you. to justify my love. I'm open... and ready. LOVE ME.
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the closest way to get to my heart is by reciting madonna lyrics to me.

britney:

when you message somebody and it says “seen” and they don’t reply

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